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Scott

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« on: July 10, 2007, 04:28:40 AM »
Big mac.

I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce,
Don't be frontin' son, no seeds on the bun,
We be up in this drive-thru, order for two,
I gots a cravin' for a number nine like my shoe,
We need some chicken up in here, in this dizzle,
For rizzle my mizzle, extra salt on the frizzle
Dr.Pepper my brother, another for your mother,
Double-double super-size, and don't forget the fries.

Can you throw that down again?
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« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2007, 04:34:08 AM »
dude that is so gay.

DWPTWUP
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« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2007, 10:11:04 AM »
lol, I hate to be the person taking that order.
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« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2007, 06:49:42 PM »
Hahaha that was hilarious; you can tell that everyone in McDonald's was fucking around, since there were different voices asking lol.
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« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2007, 09:29:10 PM »
this looks like a good one. i'll need to actually watch it when i get home since this computer sucks nuts.
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« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2007, 01:13:41 AM »
the best thing to do is screw with peoples orders. this happened to my Dad one time. we pulled up into arby's. after telling a couple of my friends that work at arby's, one of them admitted it was them. i laughed my ass off

Dad- i'd like 3 regular fish sandwiches and 2 spicy fish sandwiches and 3 curly fries
Arby Guy (A.G.) - so thats uh 2 regular 3 spicy and 3 regular fries
Dad- no i want 3 reg 2 spicy and 3 curly fries
A.G. - so thats 5 regular and 1 curly?
Dad- no i want 3 reg 2 spicy and 3 curly
A.G.- so thats 5 spicy and 5 regular fries
Dad - lets go to taco bell
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« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2007, 07:42:48 AM »
That's an amazing story, RD. Have you thought about publishing?
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« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2007, 04:43:33 PM »
no but im thinking about publishing the one where i banged your sister and your mom in the same night
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« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2007, 06:32:50 PM »
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no but im thinking about publishing the one where i banged your sister and your mom in the same night

I guess that one will be released under fiction.
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« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2007, 07:00:40 PM »
I dont write fiction novels. sorry bout your luck there
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« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2007, 08:30:47 PM »
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no but im thinking about publishing the one where i banged your sister and your mom in the same night


Funny; didn't know I had a sister. What's her name?

Really? You had sex with my mom? Did you know she has cancer? You probably figured it out from the lack of hair.
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« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2007, 10:04:00 PM »
No way around it speed the ownage is surrounding you ;) that was semi funny i liked it near the end ;)
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« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2007, 10:51:25 PM »
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I dont write fiction novels. sorry bout your luck there

What a lame response ):

And Camel owned you pretty bad. Like Chaos said, it's over.
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« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2007, 11:03:06 PM »
i didnt know this was getting into a shouting match. i thought it was just fun and games.
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« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2007, 01:38:42 AM »
I wish we could have more shouting matches but we would need to do it via teamspeak.
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