Nigga stole my bike!

[Scott]

fanatacist: my life
fanatacist: is one big
fanatacist: FUCKING bittersweet comedy
fanatacist: so I go steal the other bike today, with my trusty shitty stolen hand pump
fanatacist: I get to the house, everything is ok, ignoring the fact that 2 cops live on this street
fanatacist: I hop the fence, find bike number 1
fanatacist: I start using the pump
fanatacist: it's not working
fanatacist: I pull up bike number 2
fanatacist: start using the pump
fanatacist: it's not working
fanatacist: in desperation I take the pump apart and start fiddling with smurf
fanatacist: put it back together
fanatacist: take the bike back behind their little garage smurf because I've been there for about 15 minutes already
fanatacist: flip the bike over, start pumping
fanatacist: it seems to be working, but I can't tell because the pump is small and it would take like 200 pumps to pump a tire
fanatacist: then, midway through this process, the pieces of the pump come apart
fanatacist: and a small rubber tube essential to working the pump falls out
fanatacist: it falls on the ground, in the grass
fanatacist: I refuse to give up
fanatacist: I bend down and start looking for this half-inch tube
fanatacist: I found it, hooray!
fanatacist: oh wait, no
fanatacist: the fucking tall grass
fanatacist: houses these wild berries
fanatacist: which are 1/2 inch in length
fanatacist: soft like rubber
fanatacist: and are as black as the little tube
fanatacist: after 5 minutes of picking fucking berries
fanatacist: I give up
fanatacist: throw the bike over the fence
fanatacist: start walking home with it
fanatacist: I decide to see if the bike even works or not so I sit on it and start peddling
fanatacist: lo and behold, the fucking pedals are stuck or some smurf
fanatacist: eventually I get them to work
fanatacist: but the tires are too flat for me to ride it
fanatacist: so I start walking it
fanatacist: and wouldn't you know it, it seems like one of the tire frames is bent or some smurf because the bike wobbles kind of when I push it even in a straight line
fanatacist: I am like tom in tom & jerry
fanatacist: and life is fucking me at every turn
fanatacist: motherFUCK
fanatacist: so now I have a deflated, seemingly broken bike in my backyard
fanatacist: hopefully tomorrow I can find someone with a fucking pump on my street to see if it works at all or not
fanatacist: smurf.

[ibreakurface]

He prolly broke the gear thing when he threw it over the fence, happened to me when i got pissed at my cousins bike and kicked it right in the gear thing. Had to pay them 200$ for a bike that probably cost 100 new.

[John]

Fanat is crazy. lol

[fanatacist]

Lol I was wondering why you never responded.

ibreakurface, the bike was already broken when I got there, and the pump broke while I was using it. It's only after that that I threw it over the fence. I gave up and left it on the corner of some street yesterday.

Oh and I had a fucking nightmare about that bike last night. What the smurf.

[Scott]

Lol I was wondering why you never responded.

I did respond - I laughed, and then told you I was posting here.

[fanatacist]

Oh I guess my internet died -_-;

[John]

Bike Nightmares can make you scream . :-P