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Sex vs Cows
« on: June 05, 2008, 04:20:19 AM »
Alright guys, which would you rather have?

(Yea I know its crazy.)
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Re: Sex vs Cows
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2008, 04:35:06 AM »
In our lives right now? Sex.

On a deserted island a pregnant cow would be quite useful. And if you close your eyes you can get that sex too.
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Re: Sex vs Cows
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2008, 05:09:01 AM »
either theres some sort of catch to this or john is into beastiality and we never knew it...
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Re: Sex vs Cows
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2008, 05:45:40 AM »
I think what he meant is to ask is if you'd rather have sex or a cow. I suppose it's also possible he's proclaiming his desire to have sex with a cow.
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Re: Sex vs Cows
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2008, 12:34:27 PM »
Lol you guys are great. Nah it was Sex OR a Cow. I originally answered sex, but now I'd really take the cow. Given today's economy, the price of milk and other goods keeps going up. Having my own cow, I could sell the milk, or eventually butcher the poor thing (But as fanat said I'd rather have a pregnant cow). Let it give birth, if its a boy cow, that sucks, if its a girl cow, great. Then we just figure out how to make this new cow pregnant (And by no means do I mean have sex with it), so that it gives milk. Then we have 2 milk producing cows. :)
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Re: Sex vs Cows
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2008, 09:21:00 PM »
Dairy cows and cows for consumption are actually quite different. Dairy cows tend to have pretty disgusting meat, and the former have bitter milk.
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