So first we had Ed McMahon.
Then we had Farrah Faucett.
Then we had Michael Jackson.
Now we lost Billy May...
Man what the smurf? The only theory I have, is that Ed McMahon's breath killed farrah, Farrah's last wish was to save the children of the world, so god killed Michael. The jackson family blamed Billy Mays for the Mighty Putty that was holding his face on, and that when it fell off it killed him. So they had Billy Mays poisoned with Oxi Clean...